by Maddie Padbury | May 28, 2024
This monster may look like it is ready for love, but this heart shaped horror is more inclined to toy with your emotions and leave you wondering how you could love such a monster. With heart shaped eyes and aortic arms, it’s tough not to be fooled by this...
by Maddie Padbury | May 28, 2024
It’s hard to evade the gaze of this observant oaf. With watchful eyes scattered everywhere, hiding becomes futile from this frenzied fiend, and escape transforms into a daunting challenge. Whether its rotten bananas flying at your head, a putrid pie in your face...
by Maddie Padbury | May 28, 2024
Wobbling its way through the day, this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term “Sir” is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts, lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and...
by Maddie Padbury | May 28, 2024
With short, dumpy arms that seem to hide mysterious intentions, this growling monster revels in being devious and unruly. It will rearrange your furniture and leave unsettling surprises in unsuspecting places. This grumbling monster’s sense of humour is as dark as its...
by Maddie Padbury | May 28, 2024
Swimming in the shadows and moving with calculated precision, this creature is the maestro of orchestrating fishy business. With a sense of humour as deep as the ocean, it will sneak around ready to ignite pandemonium with pranks. You’ll hear about its antic’s...
