by Maddie Padbury | Mar 15, 2024
Don’t be surprised if you see this grumpy, three-eyed extra-terrestrial blinking its beady eyes in an attempt to daze and confuse you. It’s trying to distract you so that you don’t realise the diabolical schemes it is concocting.
by Maddie Padbury | Mar 15, 2024
This wide-eyed monster will lull you into a false pretence of cuteness and cuddles until you fall for it and attach it to your heart and possessions. Then the devious delinquent will squeal at the top of its tiny lungs, fight with its own reflection and repeat...
by Maddie Padbury | Mar 15, 2024
Clinging onto the hope of destruction and determined to fart blast in confined spaces, this revolting rascal sticks it sloppy tongue out as it gets its BUTT-on hole in position to create a cloud of sickening smells and nauseating noises.
